my once and future queen















imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead:

rostheriveter:

EILEEN I’M SCREAMING
FUNERAL HOME LEATHER MOONBEAM
yeah that about sums up derek hale’s life jfc

wow 
and to think i was actually having a good day

imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead:

rostheriveter:

EILEEN I’M SCREAMING

FUNERAL HOME LEATHER MOONBEAM

yeah that about sums up derek hale’s life jfc

wow 

and to think i was actually having a good day

1 week ago with 1727 notes — via imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead, © rostheriveter
#oh my god #it's perfect #derek hale #cologne #teen wolf #whathappenedaboutme



beardedspidey:

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

I don’t know how she kept it together for as long as she did. I started cackling when the cat started doggy paddling.

melinda

2 weeks ago with 150619 notes — via deadlydinos, © wdbj7.com
#its FAAACCCEEEEEE #cats #swimming #i just #melinda needs to get a tumblr



a-mericunt:

pioneerman:

makeitworthwatching:

as both a Harmonizer and a Mixer, I now have yet another girlgroup to fangirl over. Welcome Beatz

Girlgroups taking over the world. 

daaaaaaaaamn

this gave me CHILLS 

2 weeks ago with 122327 notes — via deadlydinos, © makeitworthwatching
#holy crap #this is freaking amazing #THEY ARE SO AWESOME #beatz #girlgroups #xfactor australia



youneedacat:

ydrill:

Cats in piles

OMG KITTYPILES EVERYWHERE!  And people say cats aren’t social animals!

2 weeks ago with 66153 notes — via deadlydinos, © ydrill
#cats #cats are the best



cheerybeery:

maskedfangirl:

marvelcolm:

Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.

I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!

image

2 weeks ago with 65077 notes — via deadlydinos, © marvelcolm
#oh my god #this is possibly the most amazing thing of my life #guardians of the galaxy #groot #fanfic #michael bluth



deadlydinos:

When straight men are like “but if I share a locker room with a gay guy he might look at me!”

Okay leaving aside the fact that gay doesn’t mean attracted to you

And gay doesn’t mean “lacking in any sort of human decency or inability to prevent staring”

DOES THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE LOOKING AT YOU IN A SEXUAL WAY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO BE SEXUAL, MAKE YOU SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE MY STRAIGHT CIS MALE FRIEND?

DOES IT

DOES

IT

2 weeks ago with 75149 notes — via deadlydinos
#yes #important #harrassment #straight cis guys are so hypocritical



shitroughdrafts:

Happy birthday Harry Potter! From shitroughdrafts.

2 weeks ago with 117923 notes — via shitroughdrafts
#lol #harry potter #shit rough drafts #melinda needs to get a tumblr



Myers Briggs by Mythical Creatures

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Phoenix
ESTP: Centaur
INTJ: Basilisk
ESFP: Pegasus
INFP: Unicorn
ESTJ: Hellhound
INTP: Wizard
ESFJ: Angel
ISFJ: Genie
ENTP: Sea Serpent
ISTJ: Vampire
ENFP: Pixie
ISFP: Siren
ENTJ: Griffin
ISTP: Werewolf
ENFJ: Fairie

2 weeks ago with 31534 notes — via vicepresidentgay, © readingontheroof
#i don't want to be a genie!!!??? #like honestly anything else #well mostly #myers briggs



2 weeks ago with 6081 notes — via droo216, © littlewhingings
#harry potter #then and now



Anonymous said:

Have you ever seen that video of the guy havinf surgery then meeting his wife/girlfriend again while on drugs and just starts saying things like "you married me??? Im so lucky wow youre so beautiful" i love it so much. can you write a sterek like that where stiles has surgery and is just complimenting derek while on the drugs omg?? thank you ily

felicitysmock:

Derek leans forward as Stiles’ eyes flutter open, touches his hand carefully. 

"Stiles?"

Stiles scrunches his face up, squints at him groggily, “Who’re you?”

"I’m Derek," he says hesitantly, reminding himself the doctor did say this could happen. It’s not long term. It’s not a terrible spell gone wrong. Derek will be remembered by the most important person in his life eventually. He swallows hard, tries not to panic. "I’m your husband."

Stiles’ eyes go wide, “You’re what— you’re my— you?

Derek tamps down on the flash of hurt, “Yeah, I’m sor—”

"Holy bananas, how’d I— how’d I get you to marry me? You’re so beautiful.”

Derek laughs, “So’re you.”

"Yeah, but," Stiles points weakly at Derek’s mouth, "Look at’your teeth, oh my god, how do they even— s’cute. Am I— Are you sure?”

"Pretty sure," Derek promises, squeezes his hand, "There was a ceremony and everything."

"What?" Stiles sits up a little, blinks wildly, "Did we really— I mean— really?"

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2 weeks ago with 4609 notes — via felicitysmock
#blagh #??? #sterek #teen wolf #fic